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New Story and Haiku in Limited Edition Black Hole Pamphlet
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ak_pimpernelle: Pass the red wine and communion wafers - it's True Blood season 2. 'I wanna do bad things with you', or have a nice cup of tea, your choice.
ak_pimpernelle: My new poem, 'The Emo and the Chav' published today in No. 1 Fake. Features boy-on-boy love by the fish counter. And cherryade.
ak_pimpernelle: Bored now, off to stare at the moon. It looks like a silver Mini Egg.
ak_pimpernelle: There it is! from iPod to iPad Makes me want to conjugate. Verbs I mean.
ak_pimpernelle: Watching live Apple press unveiling: 'let's get to the main event,' he says. If you would, sir, I need a wee.
ak_pimpernelle: @EmiliaDG Down to Hastings to score - haha! Marvellous chicanery going on in your L&O script, me lovely x
ak_pimpernelle: My mac is making the sound of warring wasps. Please don't die mister computer.
ak_pimpernelle: Danny Boyle is a tiny Morrissey.
ak_pimpernelle: Watching archive darts. Had no idea that Eric Bristow was such a beautiful youth. He was a male Mona Lisa I tell you.
ak_pimpernelle: shivery goosepimpliness for the end of time...