A keyboard with a west-country mind…
Tales of Mystery, Love, and Crime
Twitter- ak_benedict: @PeddyPK And how was Mr Mandela?! Was lovely to see you last night, @tvmole is a wonder
- ak_benedict: A step behind, the leaders' wives publish patterns for crocheted bowls to catch the words of men.
- ak_benedict: Soothing The Mega Phlegm with Roberto Bolano's The Savage Detectives. Better than dippy egg n soldiers.
- ak_benedict: Please come!
- ak_benedict: Pimpernelle on @ 11pm tonight at Pig in Paradise, Hastings seafront - songs about clowns, winkle-picker shoes and haunted fairground mirrors
- ak_benedict: Watching Wonders of the Solar System - @profbriancox just taught me about snotites. This alone warrants the licence fee.
- ak_benedict: @LaGirafa oooh curry mmmmm
- ak_benedict: Hastings police warn women not to go out alone after dark. How about warning rapists not to rape. There's a thought.
- ak_benedict: Tried on our new song Hall of Mirrors in rehearsal and it fits like a surgical glove, without the smelling of condoms aspect - brilliant.
- ak_benedict: In coffee shop, trying to write. A Martin Amis-a-like keeps picking his nose and draping the contents over the edge of his cup. Distracting.